When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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