Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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