did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize