Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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