porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Randomize
