We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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