found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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