READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
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he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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