Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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