Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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