Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
