Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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