Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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