so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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