Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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