It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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