This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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