There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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