You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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