It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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