I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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