this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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