Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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