I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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