I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
