She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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