And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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