Just fell off a train. Bad.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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