I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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