normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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