i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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