his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
no. you can't hotbox the world.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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