oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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