I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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