I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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