ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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