Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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