shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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