Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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