Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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