So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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