My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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