she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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