She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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