I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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