ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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