What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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