Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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