i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Damn victory sex feels great
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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