it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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