Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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