Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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