So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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