Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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